Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.