Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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