So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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