You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?