You can't special order awesome
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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