he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I just want to make out with him forever
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
A bitchslap is in order.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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