Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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