My room smells like vodka and shame
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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