If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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