quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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