Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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