On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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