He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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