I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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