ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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