seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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