I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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