Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
