I'm drive I can fine osifer
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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