I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
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