So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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