We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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