Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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