Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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