I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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