just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
try to milk me bitch
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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