he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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