There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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