he shaved USA in his pubs
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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