sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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