I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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