I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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