She is in my trunk
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
My vagina just clenched in fear
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
dude. I can hear the air.
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