: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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