Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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