is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
How does it feel to date your dad?
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His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm having to shit out rocks
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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