Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
There are leaves in my underwear?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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