ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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