I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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