I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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