He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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