Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Randomize