We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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