There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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