So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
