Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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