just come out here and I will go home with you...
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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