is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
my poor anus
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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