On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
third nipple confirmed
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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