I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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