Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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