Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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