u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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