Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
