The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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