A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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